This is a sample post and I could go somewhere else and copy the text but I’ll just tell you what I had for lunch instead. We went to Ichiban and I ordered my usual, the angel roll. I got something different, something called and angry bird with two shrimp. I love shrimp, particularly the tempura kind, but I felt somehow slighted by the fact they thought I’d ordered a roll based on a phone app. Just weird. Then the waitress visited the table twice to ask if everything was good. She waited until my mouth was completely full, both times. I’m certain of it. Grrr.